The Key to Desire

2.25.21

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We call this piece the Key to Desire.  You will notice that this piece is a key pendant featuring the iconic Playboy bunny.  We thought we'd have a good time with this piece and we sent it to a place that offers nothing but sexual magic.  It was sent to a friend of ours in Amsterdam who imparted the magic of Ishtar upon the piece.  Ishtar is the goddess of many things and among those things are sexual desire and love.  

When you wear this piece you will become hypersexualized with the sexual magic of a goddess.  You will gain the ability to attract the people that you want.  You will gain the ability to seduce.  You will emit a special pheromone that allows you to be attracted to whomever you want the pheromone to work on.  You will be given the ancient sexual knowledge of the goddess.  You will be able to swivel those hips and grind those gears in a way that nobody has ever experienced.  You will deliver sexual pleasure from the top of the head to the tip of the toe.  In turn, you will also receive the deep, penetrating sexual satisfaction that you have been craving with orgasms, unlike anything you've ever felt.  These are deep-rooted and subliminal.  You will experience these orgasms not only at the physical level but also in the mind and the spiritual level.  

These orgasms will increase your intelligence and enlightenment.  This means the more orgasms you have, the more highly enlightened you will become.