Carved From the Bones of the Incarnate Satan

We received the box from the dark web.  Honestly, for what we paid for it we thought the box was going to be much bigger and contain more than just a pair of cufflinks.  After working with the links though we understand why only one item was sent.  This item is powerful enough to take the place of ten items, perhaps more.  

As for where the piece has come from.  We aren't entirely sure of its origins, but the cuff links were sent to us by an underground group that is known as the Club of Debonaire Gentlemen.  We cannot say too much about how we met them or can stay in contact with them.  What we can tell you is the group is comprised of, as the name suggests, gentlemen from around the world.  

These gentlemen are rich, powerful, and extraordinarily influential.  They are also, by their account, charming and suave.  They have this thing where they greet each other by snapping and pointing at each other while saying, "Hello, you handsome devil."  I think it's mostly a joke, but let's not make a joke out of their items.  They are incredibly powerful.  

What we are offering today is a pair of cufflinks.  They are made out of real bone and depict two devils.  They are caricatures but rest assured there is nothing funny about them.  They are carved out of the real bones of Satan.  That does not mean that this piece is evil and I'll get to that in just a second.  What it does mean is that the cufflinks are extremely powerful because there is a divine current that runs through them.  

Now, I know you are probably thinking several things.  First, you are probably wondering how this piece isn't inherently evil if it contains the bones of Satan.  The thing is that Satan's power isn't Satan's power.  It's God's power.  Sure, he has taken it to Hell with him, put his twist on it, and has used it to severely, severely mess things up.  But, the power originates from the Hand of God.  

If you remember correctly, Satan's sorry rump was first the most extraordinarily powerful, beautiful angel in Heaven.  They called him Lucifer and, "the Morningstar."  He shared in God's knowledge, knowing almost everything that God had to offer.  In the metaphysical realms, seven is the perfect number.  God was a perfect seven, but Lucifer was a 666, which is where the number comes from.  Think of it as being a 9 out of 10-- nearly perfect but not quite.  

That's why Lucifer was able to feel jealousy when God created humans, which led to catastrophic things.  I'm not going to retell the whole story.  You most likely know it already.  That leads us to our next question.  If Satan is an angelic, or nowadays demonic, entity how did he end up with bones?  Here's where things get a bit interesting.  

We have told you before that streets in Washington D.C. have been created in the shape of a pentagram.  What I mean is that the pentagram isn't enclosed.  The reason for that is simple.  The people who designed the city did so based upon their Masonic hidden knowledge.  It was well known that an open pentagram could be used to summon entities and spirits of all kinds.  

At the onset of Washington D.C., our Masonic forefathers used what they referred to as Pentagram City to summon angelic and white light helpers of all sorts from Heaven.  However, you know the phrase.  Good things come to those who wait.  God does all things by His plan and in His own time.  I'm not sure where things went awry, but somewhere along the line, they began noticing that by something dark forces things got done a lot faster.  This is because Satan is a master deceiver and is good at tricking people with instant gratification.  

Were they scared for their souls?  I think the people in capitalist America got so greedy that they began valuing their life and material possession rather than their souls and salvation.  Long story short, they were able to be deceived into thinking that Lucifer was some sort of divine light-bearer and that God was trying to keep them from true enlightenment.  This is not the case, but this is how the story goes.  

To come off my tangent, the Washington D.C. Pentagram was consequently used to summon the presence of newer, dark forces.  This included the presence of Satan who mocked God and told them, "Well, I am a divine entity and I have shown myself to you.  Where is the God that is supposed to be all-knowing and ever=present?  He is not here, because he knows that He is the false god.  Not me.  I offer you knowledge.  He offers you pain and anguish."  

When these Masonic fools would conjure Lucifer into their presence he would take many forms.  This included the human form.  The body that he took was always a fresh one.  It wasn't a human God had to create, merely a shell designed to look human.  When Satan left the sack of skin and bones was left behind, often burnt as an offering to alleged greatness.  Once upon a time a bit of the bone was left behind.  These cufflinks were then carved out of the bone.  Hence, this piece is made from Satan's bones. 

They were the possession of the leader of the Club of Debonaire Gentlemen for a while.  I'm not sure why he decided to pass them on, but he did.  You would think that we would them by process of a normal auction, right?  NO, it's not like that at all.  Instead, for this particular piece, there was a vat of some sort of blood.  A stone was cast into the vat of blood for each person who was interested in purchasing the piece.  There were maybe a dozen people or so interested.  

Then, the leader of the club had a silver ladle that he dipped into blood and chose a stone.  When he did so, the stone had been inscribed with the name of a person and the price they had to pay for the piece.  This is called a Sealing of the Blood Fate ritual.  Luckily, we were chosen and given a price that we thought was acceptable.  We are now the proud owners of these cufflinks, but not for long.  The whole point in us getting these cufflinks is that we know somebody will want to buy them.  They are super powerful.  

The cufflinks hold a power called the Light COnsciousness.  It is the gift from God that was given to Lucifer while he was still in Heaven.  YOu must wear this piece consistently, for 30 days for it to work properly.  But what is the light consciousness?  The light consciousness is a mortal manifestation and deification.  It is a metamorphosis that will allow you to exist as a divinity on Earth, as Satan did when he was summoned to Earth in the Pentagram City.  

With this enlightened and ascended consciousness, which by the way is 100% white light, you will be able to experience godhood.  You will be able to share in the knowledge of God, the same way Lucifer did in Heaven.  You will become divinely attached to God and the Holy Trinity, with the ability to manifest their omnipotent power on Earth.  I know that this seems kind of vague in terms of what this piece can do for you, so let's spell it out.  

You will gain the ability to change or modify your existence.  This includes your destiny.  You will have the ability to summon the presence of an angel.  If you call out their name they will come to you.  You will gain an all-inclusive knowledge of the Enochian Language.  This is the language of God, who used it to instruct the universe when he created the world.  You will speak and the universe will listen.  It will bow to your command.  This means that you will be able to create any magic that you see fit.  All you have to do is speak it into existence and it will be created. 

This piece will allow you to see through the Universal Eye of God, which is the window to God's soul.  You will be shown the core of his presence, the entirety of His knowledge, and all 72 of His names.  You will know what he knows.  YOu will see all of his plans.  You will know all of His secrets.  Nothing that is a mystery will be a mystery to you any longer.  You will be able to see all of time and existence.  You will be able to bend time and alter existence as we know it. 

You will be able to take other forms of existence, whereby you will receive their knowledge and their magic.  You will receive a power called the Codex of the Levi, which is a special type of magic that only Levite Priests were given.  This gives them special access to the crystal pyramid in HEaven and the ability to call upon the forces of the universe and the Earth to get what they need.  

Finally, this piece will help you with aging.  This piece does not give you immortality.  It slows down aging to a near=halt.  You will experience little to no aging as compared to regular human aging.  This will allow you to remain alive for a very long time.  It also gives you the ability to heal yourself and others spiritually and mentally.  It gives you authority over all entities and the ability to defeat evil.  I know that's ironic, but I just report what we know about the piece.  

As for the Club of Debonaire Gentlemen, I"m sure that we will be receiving more items from them.  They regularly make their items available.  They offer different types of items with different types of magic.  We have our eye on another right now, but we will save the details of that piece for another time.  For now, just know that this piece is incredibly powerful and you do not want to miss out on your chance to own it.  The possibilities of what this piece can do for you are open-ended!